Fun search engine phrase of the day…

29 09 2009

These are the terms people used to find your blog:

if you dont eat right for a week
and keep taking pain killers can your baby die?

Dear Person Who Typed This Into a Search Engine:

Hello.  Welcome to my blog.  I’m not sure how this particular search led you here, however, as I do not possess a medical degree, nor do I have any special knowledge concerning the subjects of eating right, pain killers, or babies.  However, your question (which clearly is an important and personal matter for you, being as you went to the trouble to type it into the search bar of Google, Yahoo, or perhaps intrigued me.  So I went looking for answers.  And, as I do with all problems that stump me, I went looking for those answers on some dude’s t-shirt.  Here is what some dude’s t-shirt told me:


So…there you have it.  Straight from some dude’s t-shirt.  Not eating + week straight of pain killers = Probably a dead baby.

Oh, t-shirts!  Is there any problem your clever catch phrases can’t solve?



2 responses

29 09 2009

Or they’ll make an appearance in my special ed class in about 15 years. The kid, not the parent (although that sounds like a pretty appropriate place for them to be, too). I think people should have to obtain a license in order to reproduce.

Sorry, Mystery Blog Reader.

30 09 2009

that’s both terrifying and hilarious all at the same time. thank god there’s t-shirt dude to solve all of life’s great calamities

i really enjoy your blog – bitingly sarcastic, at times poignant, and always good for a laugh. 🙂

i’m not even gonna tell you the disturbing google search that led me here…

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