One of the features of having a nifty WordPress site is a spam catcher. Most spam isn’t very interesting to read, but a couple days ago I got a beautiful one. I’m not making this up:
Why hello swain forum people! I just wanted to interpose myself here as this looks like a very attractive forum! I myself am gripping in things like writeing and computer repair so if anyoune needs serve let me differentiate! I also Suffer from Sciatica so if you aslo fool this contagion let me recognize so we can stake some stretches!
So much goodness here, I don’t even know how to pick my favorite part. No…that’s a lie, I definitely know what my favorite part is. My favorite part is: “…if you also fool this contagion let me recognize…” I have no clue what that means, but it just sounds like poetry.
Anyway, can anyone translate this for me? Leave your best word-for-word translation of what you think this spam message is trying to say in the comment box, and the best one will get, um, a surprise. A “surprise” as in, “Surprise! You get nothing!”
